Luciat presents, Mistulan!

Mistula (Filipino. in likeness of; resembling closely; similar to)
rock band; performance poets; figures of worship; rock icons

Mistulan. not Mistula.

Hmmm...








Interesting...




*This photostory contains a total of 50 pictures. Proceed with patience. =)




Greeting all! You may know me as Luciat. But this Halloween, I shall be known as Uno, of the Philippines' first ever virtual band, Mistula!




And this is Bella Lugosi.




...




Uhh, Kol, that was your cue, remember?




Do I have to?

Come on, Kol! You promised!




Very well. I am Bella Lugosi. I am a drummer. I write songs. I don't like the sun. I like wrestling... Are we done yet?




That's my Kuya!!




Silly boys. Don't you know that Mistula is nothing without their leading lady?




Huh?




I Scaramouche, shall be Mistula's lady of the riffs. I am Manx Minuet!




In your dreams!




Huh??




There's only one person around here who can be Manx. And that's me.




Oh really? And what makes you think you can be a better Manx than me?




For starters... I'm more similarly... Endowed.




...




At least mine are real! All-original parts! No mods!




Move aside Miss B. You're nothing but as second-rate, trying-hard, copycat! Miss Minuet deserves to be played by a D-cup.




I can be just as good as Manx as you can! Isn't that right, boys?

You're delusional. Tell her, boys, I'm the one who should be Manx!

...




Sin! Come over here and --




No.




But you don't even know what we --

No.




Sin! Perfect timing! You're just the man we need to --




Exactly what part of NO, do you not understand?

But Sin! Mistula has 4 members... We need someone to be Lobo.

No.




No use resisting, man. Believe me, I tried.




This is ridiculous! None of you resemble Mistula! Uno's shirt says "01" not "69" -- Manx has pink hair and has never gone around wearing a plaid school girl skirt or a Broadway musical shirt -- And Lugosi certainly does not carry around a pair of cymbals AND his sacred heart tattoo WAS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED IN.




What's your point?




You are all insane.




Come on, Sin. You'd make a great Lobo!

How the hell you think I'm supposed to look like a werewolf-turned-guitarist with wild red hair is beyond me.




I have an extra red wig you can borrow.




I have a custom, handmade, guitar from the Philippines -- Just like Mistula!




I am going to regret this.




Presenting... Scaramouche AND Hero as Manx Minuet.




My brother, Vincent Kol, as Bella Lugosi.




And me, Luciat Zenn, as Mistula frontman, Uno.




And now, the newest member of the Mistula crew, may I present to you...



Sin as Lobo! And his guitar, Tiendesitas as The British Embassy!





We are -- MISTULA(n)!!








What?!?! What's the meaning of this? Who are you???




For crimes against Mistula. For impersonating band members.




For using Lord Lugosi's name in vain.




I am Salem Saint Magdalene. And I hereby blacklist you all from the Mistula website and the Black Rosary.




I... I'm sorry... I only did it 'Cz ImMa FaN. PlZ DnT bLaCkLiSt MeH... I... I must have my Mistula email exclusives.




I have spoken!




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!




For the REAL Mistula, head on over to
The Official Mistula website
Fully Articulated - Uno's Blog
and the Black Rosary - the official Mistula fan club

This photostory was made with the utmost respect for Mistula. Please do not steal Mistula songs, images, or impersonate band members online. If you are truly a fan, always link back when using Mistula material.

Alessi is making a special guest appearance as Magpie. She belongs to Mel.

Have a Happy Halloween!